Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
I STOP BREATHING FOR A MINUTE I SWEAR THIS IS JUST FUCKING PERFECT AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW IT’S JUST OMFG [x]
who wants to make out and then nap
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one